Long time no….talk? If you haven’t heard, I’M MOVING TO LA! Things have been crazy busy, so please excuse the delayed posts!
Last weekend I got to attend VIDCON! I went with OMG!It’sEddieGee, LaCooquette, and El Guzii. We had SO much fun! Here’s a quick recap before I get into the storm of it.
On my way to California I saw something amazing…..
A SIGN FOR REALLY GOOD FRESH JERKY. Amazing, right? lolol
ANYWAAAAY. At a Univision party they had the Bumbys there. They are a couple who gives out, “A Fair and Honest Appraisal of Your Appearance”. Which basically means they look you up and down and write their opinion of you. Here was my person, lol.
Annnnnd here is what she said:
How. What even….DIS SOME BRUJA ISH!!!
OK, now let’s talk about the boobs part…the HABOOBS. I mean.
I asked Toyota if they could lend me a car for the trip, and they said yes! I got to drive the 2016 Toyota Prius to drive all the way to Anaheim. I bonded with this car, and not because I blasted my music accompanied with a lil shimmy dance,
but because I got caught in a HABOOB.
What’s a Haboob? Here’s the official definition:
“A haboob (Arabic: هَبوب habūb “blasting/drafting”) is a type of intense dust storm carried on an atmospheric gravity current, also known as a weather front. Haboobs occur regularly in arid regions throughout the world.”
Don’t believe me? Here’s a video:
This is typical for AZ summertime. My family and I will usually sit and watch it pass on by, it almost became traditional.
This time ya girl was stuck IN IT. I thought the world was going to end. I called my parents all calm and cool…until I heard my mom’s voice, then I was like:
“MOM I’M STUCK IN A DUST STORM AND IT’S SO SCARY IDK WHAT TO DO I LOVE YOU”
The storm lasted about 30 minutes and shook all the cars on the road….AND MY SOUL. IT SHOOK MY SOUL TOO.
Fortunately, I felt so safe in the Prius. I knew it was going to keep me safe because we had bonded. Once you sing “Breakin’ Free” from High School musical at the top of your lungs, you’re bonded for life.
As far as the car? It was just a little dusted.
Thank you SO MUCH to Toyota for always being so nice and providing me with a car. If you watched my snapstories during that week, you know I had fun in the car!